The day after Juu – ban

Last night we had juu – ban. It was a very hot curry. For this reason I knew I would pay the price. For the whole night my stomach had been in knots. It was very irritated.

At 8am, whilst at Koma, I was hit with the sudden urge to crap. I headed to the toilet for relief. I guess calling it relief is a little misleading. I find with squat toilets going for a crap is never relieving. I like to spend time on the toilet, read a book and relax. This was not the case. The curry had caused ‘fire poo’. It was horrible. I had to squat for half an hour and it was not a pleasurable experience.
When I returned from the toilet my JTE was worried about me and asked where I had been. All I had to say was “Coco’s Cuury, Juu – ban”. We laughed about it and mused at the stupidity of such an act.